Christians!!!! Your Work Place Needs You!!!!
Or says Cardinal Keith O'Brien. His exhortation to Christians in Scotland to carry their beliefs into the workplace, to evangelise, is either utterly hilarious or deeply disturbing, depending on how terrified you are of the religiously obsessed. My life at work is tedious eneough without these goons spreading their poisonous tendrils. Keep your cult to yourself please.
Talking of cults...........
Pity poor Madonna. Damned to be punished by Heaven, whatever that involves..........She's into Kabbalah, which seems to be a Jewish sect of some sort. Whatever, the Rabbis arent happy. They want her, and her ilk to fuck right off and stop appropriating their beliefs and in Madonnas case, to stop writing songs about their dead founder. In some ways I respect and understand their attitude. Think about it..........
Mrs Guy Ritchie; "I want to be part of your religion"
Kabbalists; "Fuck Off"
Sweaty God Botherer; "We want you to be part of our religion"
Me; "Fuck Off"
See? Not so different....................Of course, thats me damned to punishment from heaven too now................
To round this religious triple bill off on a slightly incredulous note, it can't have escaped your attention that God has a new envoy on earth. There are two conclusions to be drawn from this. Neither are very pleasant. Either God exists and has a really fucked up sense of humour or the most powerful man in the world is on the verge of insanity.