A Mischief Of Magpies

If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and a Mischief of Magpies would be as small as a pea.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005


Had to laugh at Robert Mugabe standing up to point the finger at George 'Hitler' Bush and Tony 'Mussolini' Blair. Now, I don't like either of these men, they are, in my eyes criminals, but lets just say that it removes some of the force from your invective when it's pointed out that this psychopath thinks the same thing. For those not aware, and there can't be many, Mugabe has single handedly turned Zimbabwe into an economic basket case, he has abused democracy in Zimbabwe to his own ends and human rights really only apply to those who support him and those who stay silent.

His ranting isnt a result of some Humanistic disgust at the mess the UK/US have made of Iraq. It's about him being leant on and critiscised bythe UK/US . For a few minutes, he can, like the adoreable Mags Haney* feel morally superior to those who chastize him. The picture in the Herald of him being embraced by Hugo Chavez also did little to aid my lunchtime digestion. Chavez is the legally elected President of Venezuala, and a socialist to boot. This was eneough to gain him a death threat from Yank bamstick Pat Buchanan. To be frank, Chavez looks like a bit of a creepy crawly to me, but the simple fact is that his country elected him, then a US sponsored courtroom putsch took place before Chavez was restored to power. By the people.

Mugabe would argue that the same type of 'persecution' applies to him. It doesnt, but there are still huge question marks over the legitimacy of interfering in countries who's regimes you don't like, whether it's because they are at odds with you over oil or because they treat their general populace like animals, or because you simply don't like their politics. It is this situation that makes bedfellows of legally elected politicians and crooked old bastards who should hurry up and die so their country can leave it's rut and come out of the dark age it has been hurled into.

To be honest, I prefer to see Blair as Hugo Chavez(charismatic man of the people, a bit shady, er, socialist......?) and Bush as Mugabe(Beligerent, long past his use by date, illegally elected at least once, overseeing economic disaster area etc..............)

Ok, it's a bit of a stretch, but you know you're in trouble when Mad Bob Mugabe starts getting self righteous on yer arse.......................

*Mags Haney- Hideous old harridan who lived on the Raploch council estate in Stirling, Scotland. A criminal lowlife whos never ending brood of thugs and drug dealers terrorised the local area, yet overnight became a beacon of morality and a crusader for childrens rights when it was revealed that a number of convicted paedophiles were to be housed in the estate.


At 10:55 pm, Blogger Clairwil said...

I'm not altogether convinced by Mr Chavez but you cannot seriously compare him to our Mr Blair. Blair is a tory that doesn't have the baws to admit it. I expect being in the Labour party feels a bit naughty and radical to our Tony. I pity him for missing out on the good time he could have had in the eighties on the tory frontbenches, if only he'd been true to himself.

At 3:39 pm, Blogger ill man said...

Unfortunate penultimate paragraph that. It appears apropos of nothing and hasnt been thought through properly at all. The comparisons simply don't hold water.

Too late to edit it now......


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