A Mischief Of Magpies

If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and a Mischief of Magpies would be as small as a pea.

Friday, October 14, 2005

Underwear For Stalkers

If you like awake of an evening wondering where your girlfriend is and who she's with, you're either a nutter or she's trying to get rid of you. You could go quietly or alternatively buy her a pair of these and confirm your worst fears.


At 12:36 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Words cannot do justice to the extent that that has amazed me.

At 1:23 am, Blogger ill man said...

Words cannot do justice to the extent to which that made my blood run cold.........

Please tell me that's a wind up.

One supposes the male version of this garment is, er, 'still in development'

At 4:42 am, Anonymous Clairwil said...

I don't expect there is a 'male' version in developmement, due to the fact that most women rule their men with a rod of iron. That's not to say they're not suspicious. As for gay couples, I'd like to think they'd misuse the pants as an alert to where the orgy is, but I suspect I have over idealised the sex life of the gay chap somewhere along the line.

At 11:58 am, Blogger alan said...

Unfortunately none of the girls I know wear panties.


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