A Mischief Of Magpies

If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and a Mischief of Magpies would be as small as a pea.

Friday, November 04, 2005

Oh The Utter Joy Of It..................


Not only has New Labour Rotttweiler David Blunkett ridden off into the sunset, but Sun editor and Blair/Blunkett chum Rebekah Wade has been arrested. Arrested for what I hear you all say with tongues firmly wedged in cheeks.

Domestic violence? Against TV "Hard Man" Ross Kemp? Never...............

Something tells me our Ross is a bit of a wet flannel, or to be fair, not one iota like his on screen persona. Anyway, it would seem Rebekah had been out on the sauce, was obviously up for a bit of a rammy and she smacked him one. Neighbours called the police and Ms Wade was arrested leaving hubby to nurse his fat lip.

The oddity in all of this is that the front page of tomorrows Sun carries a story about Kemp's Eastenders co-star Steve McFadden being given a bit of a biffing by an ex bird. How odd........................Are we talking about THE manufactured story of the year here?

At best it's a tenuous coincidence which some bright spark at the Sun has latched onto in a dismal attempt to deflect attention or appear as if things are rolling on as normal. Dr Evi.....sorry, Rupert Murdoch will obviously not be amused. The sight of his editor becoming the news rather than being behind it will not please him one jot.

Anyway, the type of intrusive, prurient and utterly amoral reportage the Sun deals in may be brought home to it's editor now, as the Mirror, Record, Mail and Express all go the full mile on whatever meagre story there is in all of this. One can only hope...............




Still hanging around the news stand, figuring out the best way to combine a purchase of Razzle and the Herald in a crowded shop..................

It hasnt escaped my notice that the celeb gossip mags have gone insane for scrawny birds. After years of abusing various 'on the slide' celebs for having beer guts or a bit of cellulite, they have now turned their attention to the underweight dears that populate cretin land. What a bunch of cunts. Yes, some celebs look to be starving themselves, but considering you publish photos of people with a bit of fat on their thighs as if it were some sort of crime, I fail to see how this current tack is helping in any way. Sure, they could maybe do with a pie or two, the odd choccy bar, a few pints of IPA...........but then you could bet on them featuring on the cover a year later with some love handles gag in tow..................

Ultimately, these mags reflect their buyers. What do you want to see to make you feel superior about yourself in comparison to the rich and famous?

"That Paris Hilton.............The Skinny Bitch"

"That Kerry Katona............The Fat Cow"



Lovely....................

9 Comments:

At 6:32 pm, Anonymous Clairwil said...

Given that the tabloids give 'hypocrisy' as the reason when they write about peoples personal lives in lurid and unflattering detail, I wonder if Rebekah will feel the need to resign in view of the Sun's domestic violence campaign. I won't hold my breath.

 
At 10:05 pm, Blogger ill man said...

She was responsible for the shop a paedophile campaign in the Sun. Except it never crossed her tiny fucking mind that thick cunts up and down the nation would use it as an excuse to hound people they didnt like. A number of innocent men were hounded out of their homes and yes, a paediatrician was attacked.

Is stupidity a pre-requisite for editing the Sun these days?

Don't answer that.........

 
At 11:31 pm, Blogger Clairwil said...

If a politician spoke out and campaigned against domestic violence, then got caught walloping their partner, they'd be hounded out of office by Ms Wade and chums. Go on Dr Evil sack the ginger bitch!

 
At 11:34 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if the rumour that Mr Kemp got a fat lip because Rebecca caught him in bed with Guy Black is true?

 
At 12:38 am, Blogger ill man said...

You're very naughty. Very naughty indeed to suggest such a thing. Reveal yourself at once young man/lady.

Failing that, tell us where you heard the rumour............

 
At 1:15 am, Blogger Clairwil said...

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At 11:05 pm, Blogger Clairwil said...

O Jesus! Man gets hit by wife therefore he must be a poof. Anyway I heard he was in bed with Prince Phillip, Kofi Anan, Steve Coogan and Peter Stringfellow. Can't reveal my source mind, other wise you might tumble to the fact that it's not fucking true.

 
At 9:41 pm, Anonymous Clairwil said...

Ok, either this has got really out of hand or I've been a bit hasty...

Form this weeks Popbitch.

>> Big Questions <<


What people are asking this week

Which actor's recent troubles have been linked to his "friendship" with the Conservative Party's Head of Communication, Guy Black?

 
At 3:00 pm, Anonymous Peggy Mitchell said...

Grant was shagging Phil when they were discovered by Wade, or so I hear.

 

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