A Mischief Of Magpies

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Friday, November 11, 2005

Scotland Welcomes Graham Rix With Open Arms

A few things that have been annoying me over the past few days. Thought I'd annoy you lot with them too.

As bizarre situations go, it doesnt get much more bizarre than the goings on at Heart Of Midlothian FC in the past few weeks. The latest twist in the story is the appointment of Graham Rix as team coach. Rix had spent some years floating around in the English leagues doing nothing of any note in managerial terms, before being invited to come to Hearts. He also spent six months at Her Majesties Pleasure. The situation that saw him imprisoned involved a fifteen year old girl a few weeks shy of her sixteenth birthday. The events on record as to what occured are detailed in prosaic, but presumably accurate form here.

The problem arises of course when such a man is dropped without a parachute, map or compass into the goldfish bowl that is Scottish football, the Scottish media and of course, the Scottish 'tut-tutting fishwife' mentality that still hangs around the nation like a stale background odour that you can't quite identify. Football fans are greatly adept at taking any innuendo or rumour surrounding someone and turning it into an abusive terrace chant. All good clean fun most of the time. The problems lie for Rix with the fact that he has a conviction, is on the sex offenders register and most football fans couldnt care less that the girl was virtually at the age of consent. He will forever be the "Dirty Peedo" in charge at Hearts.

The other problem for Hearts fans is of course that they were expecting a high profile name to take over from George Burley who had given them their best start to a season in 20 years. Instead they get a failed manager who has a criminal record for having sex with a minor. Anyone would think the clubs new Lithuanian owner Vladimir Romanov was dead set on destroying the club from the top down.

It is of course rumoured that Mr Romanovs interpreter has recently been bulleted. Apparently Romanov was after six defenders.....................

Oh dear............ Stan Boardman would be proud.

My second subject tonight is people who attack emergency services. Ok, a no brainer really and i'll keep it brief, but what in the name of christ is going on the heads of these fuckwits?

The story a few days ago in the Glasgow Evening Times about a paramedic team being attacked by a couple of local vermin left me slightly bewildered. The paramedics had to leave the scene and the person they were attending. They were attending to a friend of the two men who attacked them. I'm not even going to attempt to unpick the reasoning that led to the incident.

So, why paramedics? Fire crews already suffer at the hands of wee ned scum who set something ablaze and want to see the fucker burn without firemen spoiling their hour of fun. Firemen also travel in fuck off big lorries, so theres something to chuck stuff at...................They think it's a game.

Attacking paramedics and hospital staff though seems to be a serious psychosis afflicting the stupid, the criminal and the drunk and insensible across the nation, leading them to believe that those trying to help them are worthy of the worst they have to offer.


At 11:33 pm, Blogger Clairwil said...

Poor old Mr Rix. I strongly suspect the young lady involved will be more tramatised by the legal process and publicity than her raunchy run in with Mr Rix.
Good God! If it wasn't for dirty old men I'd never have been laid in my teens or more recently now I come to think of it. I can't see what the fuss is about. Although I foresee a few great terrace chants. And he is a Hearts manager, so fuck him. If all Hearts managers were placed on the sex offenders register, I wouldn't raise any objection.

As for the fuckwits that attack emergency services, turn the fucking hose on the little cunts, even if it heans sending in a firge engine with every ambulance.

At 12:14 am, Blogger ill man said...

Ah yes, the Edinburgh Huns..........The thing I like most about Hearts fans is that the suplicant wankers were jumping through their arseholes to welcome Romanov. The moment I saw the guy i thought "Shark Alert". The morons at Tynecastle were busy buying furry hats. Part of me was quite happy to see them do well, anything to see the Rangers/Celtic monopoly challenged, but I fear old Vlad has thrown a few fairly sizeable spanners in the works.

As for Rix, he's made an arse of it but his prescence on the sex offenders register seems to be a bit of a sick joke. There seems to be some sort of talk about sexual assault charges and a second encounter, but it's either fiction or it never came out in the wash at the trial.

At 1:39 am, Anonymous Stan Boardman said...

OOOOH! The Germans!

At 2:43 am, Blogger ill man said...

nah mate it's "The Geeeeemanz, The Geeeeemanz!!!!", or his obsession with them Fukkers............Much maligned and deservedly so. If I were as shit at my job as he was at his...............


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