Things That I Am Thankful For
1. Another fluffing blog to post my random and largely offensive views to.
2. C.O. Bigelow's Mentha Lip Shine and Frederic Fekkai's Glossing Creme. See previous post about how I will judge you by the shininess of your hair and lips.
3. Merlot. I'm not about to abandon my tastes because of some stupid Hollywood annoyance about how Merlot now sucks and Pino Grigio is now the hip thing to drink. Go drive off a cliff, you asshats.
4. My family. But only because it's Thanksgiving and I'm required by law to be thankful for all blood relatives. Otherwise they can drive off a cliff for all I care.
6. Speaking of new blogs and Merlot, I suppose I ought to make my way over to Yur Drunk by now. See you kids there.