A Mischief Of Magpies

If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and a Mischief of Magpies would be as small as a pea.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Blog Of The Week


It is I Clairwil, this week's wise judge of blog of the week. The nominations are Pondlife, Chase Me Ladies and Emerald Bile.

And the winner by a mile is Emerald Bile, Here is a taster below.

Not in my name

I like receiving presents a lot. I really am not that fussy, I like expensive underwear, scent, cookery books, jewels, chocolates (British, no continental shite), and pretty much anything from Millets the outdoor pursuits shop. Not that I am particularly into outdoor pursuits, I like a nice walk up a hill, but all the small pots and pans and the towels that dry in a minute are fucking excellent. I would not even turn my nose up at a calendar with some nice pictures on it. I mean, giving a calendar implies a wish for the recipient of the calendar to be a bit organised, which some people might take as a cheeky fucking insult, but not me no. I am all big hearted about receiving presents, even if they are a bit shite.

There is only one type of present which makes me feel violent, and that is the Ethical Gift Certificate.

That's all for this week. To nominate next weeks blog of the week, click here.


At 11:53 pm, Blogger ill man said...

Emerald Bile frightens me sometimes, but I stick my head in every so often and end up in pain from laughing. Noreen and Ball Bag, I salute ye.

At 6:20 pm, Blogger Clairwil said...

It is fucking hysterical. 'Wheels are For Cunts' being a particular favourite.


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