Platypus, platypi, platyLIE
Has anybody ever seen a real live platypus ? Does anybody even know someone who has ? I was talking to a work colleague who is just back from Australia and we are both convinced that they don't exist. Some guy glued a duck bill onto an otter and took a picture and the Australian government has been perpetuating a hoax ever since. Look at the picture up there. It doesn't even look convincing. How come you get pandas and tigers and all sorts of endangered animals in zoos but not a single platypus ? I don't even think I've ever seen a stuffed one in a museum. I think there should be an investigation. You can't just go around making up animals. It's not right.