A Mischief Of Magpies

If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and a Mischief of Magpies would be as small as a pea.

Friday, October 14, 2005

Underwear For Stalkers

If you like awake of an evening wondering where your girlfriend is and who she's with, you're either a nutter or she's trying to get rid of you. You could go quietly or alternatively buy her a pair of these and confirm your worst fears.

Where's a drunk George Best when you need him?

The future of the chat show.................

I give you Peter Andre and His Lovely Lady Wife Jordan

I didnt see it all(Friday Night With Jonathon Ross, BBC1 11.05pm) but bloody hell, hasnt anyone been kind eneough to say to these two halfwits that they really ought to try maximising the productivity of their respective brands by saying the square root of FUCK ALL to ANYONE!!!! Least of all Live TV shows where you're distinct inability to articulate yourself might expose itself in a rather terminal fashion. That said, I can imagine people feeling sorry for them, especially as smug luvvie hag Emmy-Poos Thomson was corpsing away theatrically through most of the interview whilst in the 'green room'. All for the benefit of the cameras of course..............

Not that I would'nt have been tempted, but I feel in these situations, when you have people who have little or no idea of their own absurdity, it's better to retain a dignified demenour while they make an arse of themselves. Mocking the afflicted and all that.....................

Stick to the eye candy chaps. We like that..................

ill man