A Mischief Of Magpies

If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and a Mischief of Magpies would be as small as a pea.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

I'm Obviously In The Wrong Line OF Work:No 435



File Under: "Bugger Me!!!"

According to tests done by researchers at Glasgow Caledonian University hangovers make you unwell and unproductive. I believe that £40,000 has gone into this particular wheeze. All hail to the evil genius who came up with the ruse. How is this funding aquired? Is there a huge cash mountain for pointless scientific experiments that none of us knows about? Just to tell you what the average alcoholic could tell you for nothing.

I feel some further research is needed on the subject. How about finding out if alcohol makes you urinate more frequently? Or maybe an experiment to find out if shotgunning half a dozen cans of Special Brew before breakfast makes you puke up your stomach lining? Or get this........Find out if drinking lot's of booze makes you talk shite, makes your head feel funny and your legs turn to rubber. All of this could be conducted on a saturday evening in the student union bar for about a tenner.

........................... you pointy headed pricks!!!!!!