A Mischief Of Magpies

If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and a Mischief of Magpies would be as small as a pea.

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

I Am a Model Employee

Some people come into work, work their 8 hour shifts, and then are content to leave at the asscrack of 5.

But not your fair Coconut, my dear friends. Oh no.

Because I like my service to TheFirm to go above and beyond what is nominally required of me, I have offered my services in the realm of taste testing the 2 cases of Heineken that currently reside in the client kitchen.

No need to thank me. It's just one of the services I like to provide at no additional cost.

I'm sure the old square headed rich white guys whose names are on the door will be so pleased with me.


I'll Never Eat at Abrakebabra Again

(keep your legs crossed, lads)