I Am a Model Employee
Some people come into work, work their 8 hour shifts, and then are content to leave at the asscrack of 5.
But not your fair Coconut, my dear friends. Oh no.
Because I like my service to TheFirm to go above and beyond what is nominally required of me, I have offered my services in the realm of taste testing the 2 cases of Heineken that currently reside in the client kitchen.
No need to thank me. It's just one of the services I like to provide at no additional cost.
I'm sure the old square headed rich white guys whose names are on the door will be so pleased with me.