A Mischief Of Magpies

If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and a Mischief of Magpies would be as small as a pea.

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

I Am a Model Employee

Some people come into work, work their 8 hour shifts, and then are content to leave at the asscrack of 5.

But not your fair Coconut, my dear friends. Oh no.

Because I like my service to TheFirm to go above and beyond what is nominally required of me, I have offered my services in the realm of taste testing the 2 cases of Heineken that currently reside in the client kitchen.

No need to thank me. It's just one of the services I like to provide at no additional cost.

I'm sure the old square headed rich white guys whose names are on the door will be so pleased with me.

-K.

I'll Never Eat at Abrakebabra Again


(keep your legs crossed, lads)