A Mischief Of Magpies

If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and a Mischief of Magpies would be as small as a pea.

Saturday, December 31, 2005

Australian Man Returns From Other Side; Says "Nothing To Report"

Interesting quote from Late Australian media scrote Kerry Packer.

On being revived after a heart attack suffered during a game of polo he reportedly said "The good news is there is no devil. The bad news is there no heaven."

A variant on this can be found here.

Interesting take on the standard "I was in a tunnel and I saw a light and a figure in the distance and it was jesus and he said he loved me" sort of stuff. No relatives, no family pets, no angels.....

Didn't seem to get him down too much.................