Either several helicopters have gone over/past/near my building, or the one helicopter has been circling my block of flats for the past half hour.
I'm begining to wonder what's going on.
I'm a paranoid soul, you know. I have been ever since I met a woman whose job it was to investigate fraudulent benefit claims.
Not that I'm making any false claims, you understand.
But neither where some of the people she tracked. People report each other to the DWP for all sorts of reasons. You can do it anonymously.
This woman used to be up at all hours of the night following people to make sure they weren't working as well as claiming.
Ever since, I've wondered who might be eating their sandwiches in that dirty white van there. Or who might be filming from across the street.
The woman doesn't work for the DWP anymore. She's on Incapacity Benefit. For stress.
The helicopter's still about.