You, you...Wotsit thrower, you!
Hilary Buckland, 46, chucked a cheesy Wotsit out her car window and found herself fined 75 quid for her trouble.
Are Wotsits biodegradable? Probably not, by the looks of them.
Okay, so the 'council official' who caught her thought it was a cigarette butt. Even so, these environmental wardens are a bit keen sometimes...
I've seen them hiding, watching smokers to see what they do with their fag ends. One woman I know dropped her fag butt on the ground beside a bin - by accident, she dropped it as she was trying to stub it out - and they pounced on her with a 50 pounds fine.
How come they never seem to fine the folk who gob chewing gum or great wads of phlegm onto the streets?