Things that annoyed me this week.
1) Finding out that they now PAY kids to stay on at school. If they do A-Levels, instead of earning their pocket money like the rest of us had to do by stacking shelves in supermarkets, dragging our gangly teenage corpses out of bed at the crack of dawn to do paper rounds and babysitting the hellspawn that lived two doors down, they now just get paid £30 a week.
Anyway, who is going to be doing all the paper rounds and stacking all the shelves now?
It's going to be the pensioners, isn't it because they can't afford to live otherwise.
Does anyone else think this is a bit messed up?
At least the kids have the ABILITY for all the lugging of papers and bending for shelf stacking....
2) Drivers who sit in the middle of dual carriageway A roads waving for pedestrians to cross in front of them when the pedestrian obviously didn't mind waiting to cross the side road they were turning into.
YOU'RE STOPPED ON A FUCKING A ROAD, YOU MORON!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING???
Don't stop to let me saunter across the road or you'll get a juggernaut up your boot!
3) Grace from Big Brother. Just her face appearing on the screen is enough to turn me into a raging Hulk-like figure. I almost wish I had a golden ticket JUST so I could go in there, call her a cunt and punch her in the smug-looking face.
SHUT UP YOU CONTRADICTORY, EVIL COW!
God, I hate dancers.
*takes deep breath and counts to ten*