Things I Would Do if I Won the Lottery
1. Keep my job, yet insist that everyone call me the Baroness Natascha.
2. Flood my boss' office and float swans in it.
3. Gold-plate people.
4. Send ugly people to the spa because I'm tired of looking at them.
5. Fly into work everyday in my new helocopter, have my butler order me lobster and caviar for lunch everyday. Vehemently deny that anything has changed.
6. Wear full-length ball gowns and only acknowledge people who address me in the formal manner of the Spanish court.
7. Speak with a British accent, then refuse to explain why. The Baroness Natascha answers to no one!
8. Buy Texas.
9. Sell Texas back to Mexico.
10. Stupid Texas. >:(