A Mischief Of Magpies

If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and a Mischief of Magpies would be as small as a pea.

Friday, July 07, 2006

Are You Serious?

So I called Victoria's Secret to exchange/reorder some stuff, and I'm transferred to this guy. Who stutters. Uncontrollably.

Now, I'm all for equal opportunity employment and the Americans with Disability Act (can't discriminate for employment purposes based on any disability). But why, if you have an incessant stuttering problem, would you take a job in CUSTOMER SERVICE where you are on the phone ALL DAY???!?!??

That's like a quadriplegic going out for quarterback. It's great to dream, but some things just ain't gonna happen.