The Horror, The Horror!
Since I buy most of my DVDs online these days, I get the occasional email from Amazon trying to sell me more.
The most recent one turned up today, announcing "££s off a huge selection of horror DVDs at Amazon.co.uk"
As you've previously bought horror DVDs from us, we wanted to let you know about some of the ghoulishly good new releases in Horror. Don't be scared off by our terrifyingly low prices.
This rather naff bit of text was followed by "Horrifying new and future releases", then "More horror DVDs" and "1000s more horror DVDs to choose from".
The final part of the email - titled "More horror" - included a link to this.